Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I'm One Bad Mother--Shut Your Mouth

His Letter:

Adrian without a doubt I absolutely want to jump off of a cliff. I read your blog and it is terrible. Awful that I really wasted time on yours when I could be working on mine. Thanks though for ruining my day and even better my month. The only concept I have is the concept of time, and how much of it I lost on your last couple of post.

P.S.- and no I don't care for your response, just do me a favor and don't write again





My Response:


Hey Marc, glad that you decided to waste your time on my blog and give me something to post today. When I woke up at 9 a.m. to check my email and slowly but surely stumbled across yours I decided to take an entire day to think about it. I even had a defined schedule until I discovered your email.

1: Wake up at 9
2: Check emails and reply to most.
3: Get ready for short road trip.
4: Eat lunch at 2, at Kennedy Space Center
5: Watch Shuttle Launch at 6
6: Be home by 7:30
7: and post something by 9p.m.

Now most of these things got done, along with me getting a haircut somewhere in the middle. But I would like to say above all these things you, my dearest reader, deprived me of a free mind during the events of the day. Thank you Marc. Now look to my video and be constantly reminded of how much more creative, awesome, cool, handsome, smart, funny, adventurous, and every other incredible adjective to ever exist, I am than you.... bye now.....